Strange patents for looking after your pets

The world of pet care is constantly evolving, with pet owners always on the lookout for innovative ways to enhance the lives of their furry companions. The realm of patents is where the seeds of these innovations are often sown, and it’s not uncommon to come across some rather unusual ideas that aim to redefine pet care. From high-tech gadgets to quirky contraptions, let’s delve into some of the most peculiar patents that have emerged for looking after pets.

Method of Exercising a Cat

Cats, as we know, aren’t exactly enthusiastic about voluntary aerobic exercise. It’s often up to cat owners to create situations that pique their interest and induce even modest exertion for their health and well-being. But how can we engage our feline friends in a playful workout without darkening rooms or relying on elusive sunbeams? Enter the laser cat exercise method!

The patent outlines a simple yet effective technique for getting cats moving. Here’s how it works:

1. The Laser Pointer: A small, handheld laser device emits an invisible beam of light.
2. The Dance of Light: The cat owner directs the laser onto the floor, wall, or any opaque surface near the cat.
3. Irregular Movements: The magic happens when the laser is moved irregularly, creating a bright, unpredictable pattern of light.
4. Fascination and Chase: Cats, driven by their innate chase instinct, become utterly fascinated by this dancing light. They’ll pounce, leap, and scamper after it, engaging in an amusing and therapeutic game of “cat and mouse.”

Wondering why it’s effective? Here’s the rationale behind this invention:

1. Light Fascination: Cats are naturally drawn to light. The laser’s movement mimics the unpredictability of prey, captivating their attention.
2. Convenience: Unlike other methods that require darkened rooms or specific sunbeam conditions, the laser cat workout can happen anytime, anywhere.
3. Health Benefits: Regular exercise keeps our feline companions fit, mentally stimulated, and entertained.

So, next time you want to engage your cat in a playful activity, grab that laser pointer and let the light show begin!

Doggie Poop Freeze Wand

Dog owners know the struggle of dealing with their furry companions’ excrement during walks. Traditional methods involve plastic bags, scoops, and a dash of determination. But what if there were a more innovative way to handle this “business”?

The Doggie Poop Freeze Wand patent describes a clever device designed to freeze or break down dog waste for easy disposal. Here’s how it works:

1. Elongated Tubular Housing: Imagine a stick—a hollow, elongated tube made of aluminium or PVC.
2. Detachable Cylinder: Inside this tube, there’s a detachable cylinder. This cylinder can be filled with either:
3. Compressed Freezing Chemical or Refrigerant: When activated, it freezes the waste.
4. Compressed Liquid Enzymes: These enzymes break down the waste.
5. Operation Button: Conveniently exposed on the stick, this button triggers the magic.
6. Empty Space for Trash Bags: At the handle end, there’s room for plastic trash bags.
7. Threaded Top: The stick’s end is sealed with a threaded top, encapsulating the empty space.

Wondering how it works?

1. Target the Waste: Aim the wand at the offending pile.
2. Press the Button: When you press the operation button, it activates the freezing chemical or enzymes.
3. Freeze or Break Down: Depending on your choice, the waste either freezes solid or undergoes enzymatic breakdown.
4. Dispose: Bag it up and toss it—no mess, no fuss!

Next time you’re out with your canine companion, consider wielding the Doggie Poop Freeze Wand. It’s like a magical spell for cleaner sidewalks!

Animal Ear Protectors

This patent introduces a clever solution for protecting the ears of animals, particularly long-haired dogs, from becoming soiled by their food while they eat. The device consists of a generally tubular-shaped member that encloses and shields each ear of the animal. Additionally, there’s a component to position the tubular member and the animal’s ears away from its mouth and food during mealtime.

Novelty Clock for Animal Time

The patent titled “Clock for keeping time at a rate other than human time” was granted to inventors Rodney H. Metts and Barry D. Thomas in 19911. This innovative timepiece challenges our conventional understanding of time by measuring it according to an animal’s lifespan rather than the standard human scale.

How does it work?

1. Animal Lifespan Ratio: The clock calculates time based on a multiple of the average lifetime of a specific animal compared to that of a human. For instance, the multiple for dogs is seven. So, if a dog lives ten years, the clock would display it as 70 “dog years.”
2. Display Alterations: The clock features a traditional clock face, but with altered hand movement to match the animal’s pace. Additionally, it indicates the number of days since the last “new year” in animal days.
3. Dual Display: Some versions offer both analog time in animal terms and digital time in human terms. Users can switch between the two modes.

Why “Dog Years”?

Humans and dogs experience time differently due to their varying lifespans. A dog’s shorter life means that each year represents a more significant portion of its existence. By using “dog years,” this clock provides a unique perspective on the passage of time for pet owners.

Animal Umbrella

The US Patent 6526935 describes an animal umbrella that’s both practical and whimsical. Imagine protecting your furry friend from raindrops with a stylish accessory!

Here are the key features of this patent:

1. Saddle Attachment: The animal umbrella includes a saddle that’s detachably mounted to a conventional animal harness. This saddle is also pivotally mounted to the animal’s collar, allowing flexibility during walks.
2. Vertical Shank: A vertical shank is detachably connected to the saddle. This shank extends upward, providing support for the umbrella canopy.
3. Rigid Canopy: At the top of the vertical shank, there’s a rigid canopy. This canopy shields the animal from rain, creating a cozy little shelter.
4. Adaptability: The brilliance lies in its adaptability. Unlike regular human umbrellas, this one is designed specifically for animals. It’s a clever solution for pet owners who want to keep their companions dry during walks.

These patents, whether practical or peculiar, highlight the ongoing innovation in pet care. They represent a fusion of creativity and technology, all aimed at improving the lives of pets and their owners. As the pet care industry continues to grow, we can expect to see even more inventive solutions that push the boundaries of what we consider possible in pet care. Who knows what strange and wonderful patents the future holds for our beloved pets?